kill the bird.

my stupid parrot has learnt how to imitate me blowing my nose AND coughing.

ARGH.

i was walking past its cage and it was like "phrrrrrrrrphhhhhhh.... cough cough ack ack". i felt like kicking its feathery grey/red butt.

i hope i recover soon. i cant taste my food! i am sad.

oh and happy birthday bryan! *stuffs your face with cake*