our 'royal' family.

our (imaginary) royal family does not make sense. XD

so there's (daddy) king george, (mummy) queen/princess bong, (sis) princess victoria and crown prince fred.
there's also princess victoria's lovely husband, (brother-in-law) duke/noble cai ling and their son, roxanne (nephew), who is of an unknown rank, and has a girl's name, despite being a 'son'. :) fair enough.

and then there's (aunty) kim, who is the sister of the king. does that make her a queen too? i don't think so, right? so, what is she, then? maybe she's a princess too?
...so, we've got princess (aunty) kim and her dear husband, (uncle) derek. so, uncle derek's a duke/noble too, i suppose? XD but duke/noble cai ling (who i suddenly noticed has a girl's name as well, despite possibly being a duke) should be of higher rank than uncle derek. let's call them duke/noble number 1 and 2 respectively, then.

princess kim and duke derek (ALLITERATION!) have a sweet daughter, (cousin) min! eh. so what is cousin min's rank? is she left rankless like poor nephew roxanne? whoops. sorry, you two. we'll think of something. X)

i know nuts about such ranks. and on top of all that, we've also got kiki, who is deb/derek and min's daughter, and bong's granddaughter, i think. i am also her pet cat. :P my goodness then what rank is kiki??? XD

yy and xy, you guys may have been smart to stay clear of this royal family business, but we WILL get you in somehow. >=) you're still of 'royal' blood! after all, YY, you are my and min's grandpa. WHOA does that make you emperor dowager? is there even such a title in the first place? and ying, fret not. i think my 'mum' won't mind adopting another child to add to her humungous collection. ^-^ if i'm not wrong, she's already adopted you. so you can be a prince/princess! XD

typing all this out is hilarious. but i wonder if typing something like this is considered insulting to monarchy on the whole. because that was never my intention. i was only describing our undefined imaginary ranks. ALL THE ABOVE STUFF WAS IMAGINARY. ie NOT REAL. i did not mean to cause any offence to anyone. and i apologize deeply if i did.

end of serious announcement. ^-^

so. who's what again? XP