just a poem.

hello. i composed a poem yesterday, just thought i'd share it even though it's super lousy. hopefully, it'll make you laugh :D i read it to the person it's supposed to portray. she laughed ^_-

"Your Vanity Amuses Me. XD"

Before we take a photo,
In front of the mirror you'll stand.
You'll preen yourself before the 'show'
And make sure you look grand.

"It's just a photo!" we cry,
Slapping our foreheads, aghast.
You turn around to explain why
Being pretty is a MUST.

"You must do this, you must do that!"
I hear your lectures everywhere.
Looking pretty doesn't change the fact that I'm fat
So do I look as if i care?

You always rush to sit in the middle
And pose to look your best.
To understand you is like solving a riddle-
You must know what to guess.

I can't guess it, what's wrong? What's wrong
With an outfit that doesn't match?
You make me laugh when you take so long
To find that perfect catch.

You shock me when you tell me
That you aren't vain at all.?
Would you rather me tell you you're crazy
And that you like to apall?

I laugh whenever you wear TINY shorts
And shake your bottom all around.
"I'll kick it!" in my head i retort.
While outside I don't make a sound.

So beware of me, because soon you'll see
I treat your vanity as a joke.
I laugh and point and tease merrily,
I'll laugh until I choke.

guess who?